I KNOW WHY PATRICK STAR IS SO STUPID
BECAUSE HE LIVES UNDER A ROCK
YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SAY “OMG DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK” WHEN YOU DONT KNOW SOMETHING?
YEAH THAT’S IT
I REALLY DONT KNOW WHY THIS DOESNT HAVE 1,000 NOTES BY NOW THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY
it may also have something to do with starfish not having brains
no youre wrong